Yes, I have Animal Collective, Peter Bjorn and John, Passion Pit AND Grizzly Bear on my iTunes.
And yes, I do live in fucking Williamsburg.
I swear to you though, I have truly tried to resist my hipster impulses and not dress solely in bras, blazers and ripped lace shorts. But alas, today I fell. Not completely off the wagon, mind you. I was definitely hanging with the tips of my fingers to the little dignity I had left.
You see, Cory and I went out to a fair today and my lazy ass didn't want to wear real clothes. So off I went into the depths of Williamsburg, dressed like this:
Yes, that is my bra you see.
And yes, those are booty bike shorts from Urban Outfitters.
I'm sure Emi is just rolling her eyes and vomiting all over me right now. She hates it when I wear leggings and a tie-dye t-shirt and this is a whole heck of a lot worse. But frankly, I don't care.
I'm 20 years old. I show my bra and ass in public and I do what I want! I don't care if some townie on vacation snaps a pic and puts me on UIUC No Pants. I was fucking comfortable and that's all that matters.
And wouldn't you rather have me wear a little less clothes than have me wear something with some slutty saying or strategically placed graphics?
See? Wouldn't those be way worse?
Though, the eyes on the tits one is pretty funny because it's like your boobs are staring down whose ever staring at your boobs and going "Bitch plz. Back the fuck up."
Plus, at least I don't dress like a slutty subway ad for a show about lesbians (I'm looking at you, people who bought this Mod Cloth swimsuit and thought it was "tres chic").
Point made. Case closed.
Oh Sadie. You can wear whatever you want if you promise me that you won't go around anymore with leggings on as if they were pants. They're not pants! Unless they are denim-flavored leggings, otherwise known as leggings disguised as pants, in which case the informed public might think you mistook them for pants and would feel sorry for you instead of feeling embarrassed that your ass in showing IN JANUARY.
ReplyDeleteI don't like it when you wear leggings either, but I just deal with it. I've (mostly) accepted your 2am fashion sense.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I love The Real L Word. It's filled the lez shaped hole in my heart left by Shane and Alice.