Top of the Decade: The Music Edition

If you know me at all, than you know I looove to classify and categorize. People who aren't organized literally blow my mind. I see an messy desktop on a computer and it actually hurts me, like physically hurts me, not to set in place a good folder system. It just makes life so much easier! Plus, it's fun. For me at least. My point is, as the decade is coming to a close people like me can't help but come up with a list of the Top So-And-So of the Decade so instead of doing my paper like I should, I did this instead.

Top Solo Debut: Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake

Runner-Up: Crazy in Love by Beyoncé

Top Song You Will Never Ever Get Sick Of: Suga Suga by Baby Bash

Top Party Staple: Ignition (Remix) by R. Kelly

Top Song to Get Slutty To: Me & You by Cassie

Top Retro Jam: Ain't No Other Man by Christina Aguilera

Top Song About A Dance: 1,2 Step by Ciara

Top Moral Story Song: What Would You Do by City High

Top Song by a Minor: Aaron's Party (Come Get It) by Aaron Carter

Runner-Up: Too Little Too Late by JoJo

Top Collaboration: What's Luv? by Fat Joe, Ja Rule, & Ashanti

Runner-Up: Imma Flirt by R.Kelly, T-Pain, & T.I.

Top Song You Hate to Love: Low by Flo Rida

Top Song You Should Hate But Love So Much You Don't Even Care: Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus

Top Mash Up: Numb/Encore by Jay-Z and Linkin Park

Top Whiney Song: Hands Down by Dashboard Confessional

Runners-Up: It Ends Tonight by All-American Rejects and Konstantine by Something Corporate

Top Remake: Lady Marmalade by Christina Aguilera, Pink, Mya, & Lil Kim

Top Trashy Song: She Fucking Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd

Runner-Up: Lips of an Angel by Hinder

Top Day Specific Celebration Song: Birthday Sex by Jerimih

Runner-Up: Willenium by Will Smith

Top Song From A Movie: We Run This by Missy Elliot

Top One Hit Wonder: Fidelity by Regina Spektor

Top Dance Song: Disturbia by Rihanna

Runner-Up: Take You There by Sean Kingston

Top Foreign Language Song: La Tortura by Shakira & Alejandro Sanz

Runner-Up: Calabria 2007 by Enur feat. Natasja

Top Feel Good Jam: Never Let You Go by Third Eye Blind

Top Song No One Can Talk Shit About: The Seed 2.0 by The Roots

Top Sad Love Song: Crazy by KC & JoJo

Runner-Up: Burn by Usher

Top Sample: Stronger by Kanye West

Runners-Up: Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston, Wild Wild West by Will Smith

Top Song Based on a Place: Empire State of Mind by Jay-Z & Alicia Keys

Top New Artist: Lady GaGa

Top Artist I Miss: Nelly

Top Music Video: Bad Romance by Lady GaGa

Runners-Up: Did It Again by Shakira, Paparazzi by Lady GaGa, Smell Yo Dick by Riskay