I Feel Thirteen Again

Do you see what those are? Yes, those are swim suits. Do you know whose swim suits those are? That's right, mine. I fit those now. That pink and white one on the left--that's a medium. A motherfucking medium. I have not been able to go to a store and try on whatever I want with it fitting since about seventh grade and here I am now fitting mediums. This is a glorious day. I can't even imagine how incredible bra shopping is going to be. Boob jobs rock.