Dec 15, 2008

Conspiracy Theory 2008

First The Mentalist steals from Psych and that travesty gets swept under the rug (horrible, definitely, but I can live with it). But this--this needs to be investigated. If my dreams were to come true and I woke up as Veronica Mars then I'd solve this case. But alas, I'm no spunky, cynical, teen detective. So let's gather the troops and solve this group-effort-style. Here are the facts:

1. Psych episode Lights, Camera,...Homicidio airs Jan. 2008 where a murder takes place on the set of a soap due to a prop knife being switched out with a real knife.
2. Jimmy Smits stabs a stuntman after he accidentally picks up the real knife instead of the prop knife on Oct. 2008.
3. Stage actor slits his own throat on stage when the prop knife was switched out for a real one on Dec. 12, 2008.

So let's get this straight: less than a year after the fictional story airs on everyone's favorite psychic/crime/buddy comedy show two real and near identical events happen to occur. Unlikely.

This is not a case of coincidence nor fact. This is high profile conspiracy drama.

Possible culprits, you ask? I'm still working on that. Here's the list so far

Crispin Glover (Reasons: Obvious)
Aaron Echolls (Reasons: Statutory rapist, murderer, cheater, and just a plain douchebag)

Spaghetti Cat (Reasons: I can barely eat spaghetti. I definitely don't trust a cat who knows how)
The Mobile Alabama Leprachaun (Reasons: I don't trust that sketch, and I don't trust him)

That's all I got so far. Any help I can get to VMars this shit is quite welcome.

1 comment:

  1. I saw who it was and drew an eyewitness caricature of the perp. It was even on the news. WHO HERE SAW THE LEPRECHAUN SAY YEAH!