I finally solved the mystery of why I haven't seen a goddamn celebrity. I'm cursed! It's not like I can't ever sleep with my true lover or Avada Kedavra, none of that shit. I just can only meet psuedo celebrities when I go to a club with a certain friend. I think I can live with that. Especially when they look like this:
So hot. He's the singer of this band Young Love and we just kind of stumbled into their show. My friend even grabbed his ass, he wasn't even phased. What a keeper.